I'm sitting here eating delicious organic angel food cake with organic strawberries and homemade organic whipped cream with my boyfriend. Internet, say hi to L! *picks up L's hand and makes it wave* Oh I could never live without sugar.
I plan on writing a short story about a patient in a mental asylum for the criminally insane. It should be fun. Bye!
Edit: I thought you guys should know that I had an interesting conversation about how I became a man, and with great manhood comes great responsibility. It is not a toy.